Some Days Are Like That

Ever had one of those days where...

-You wake up plotting the death of the birds outside your window
-You feel about as attractive as the Geico caveman
-Your daughters unravel ALL of your crafting ribbon (I know- my fault for leaving it out)
-One of them eats Cool Whip out of the container for breakfast
-You roll over her foot with the grocery cart at Target and she screams
-You question how much of a fight you'd put up if a kidnapper attempted to abduct your child
-It's gorgeous weather and you can't get your kids to play outside (except when it begins to rain and then they're mad that they can't go outside.) Go figure
-Your baby is constipated and therefor fussy (for her)
-You lose count of how many spills you've cleaned up
-You forfeit the day's umpteenth clothing battle and let your 3 year old dawdle around naked
-You barely muster up the motivation to make dinner, which is Top Ramen, which the 3 year old eats in front of the television. Naked.
-While feeding your baby, your 3 year old runs out the door to greet her daddy. Still naked.
-Your daughters 'reorganize' all of your shoes and jewelry all over your bedroom floor.
- You cry out, "I can't have ANYTHING the way I want it!"
-All you want to do is lock yourself in the bathroom and inhale chocolate.
-You succumb to the above and lock yourself in the bathroom to inhale chocolate.

-Then you tuck your girls in bed, they tell you they love you and that you're the best mom ever. And you can't decide if that twinge in your stomach is from sheer guilt or from all that chocolate. Thankfully children are so forgiving.



Here's hoping for a better day tomorrow.